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Does anyone remember in that one music video thriller where Michael Jackson was showing his girlfriend a scary movie and there was zombies everywhere and in the end he was the werezombie all along?Played out just like that
Can someone just like gif him dancing for me pls T^T most adorable shit ever
vangoghismyboyfriend: the other day one of my teachers was laughing at me bc i had to take off my glasses to read something and then he was like ‘do those get in the way when ur kissing someone’ and i was just like ‘i wouldnt know’ and he laughed
chubphlosion: biscuitsarenice: She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools. She came for him I was just like “yes this is amazing you go girls” then i saw it was
cummbunny: cummbunny: gotta lil baby booty I remember once a wad was started on this picture bc someone said I had a big ass and everyone was like FUCK THIS GIRL SHE HAS NO ASS and I was just like .. me and my tiny ass are just trying to live
i drew my weird hannigram dreampost s3 murder husbands buying and running a gourmet grocery store togetherthey keep arguing about how high end their produce should be (because hannibal wants to stock shit like squid ink and will is just like wtf don’t
genderphobia: i told this girl that estrogen made me grow a uterus so i could get pregnant and they’ll just cut the baby out of me and i’ll grow boobs but still have a penis and she was like “SERIOUSLY?!” and i was just like 👀 the American
kingeomer replied to your post: kingeomer replied to your post: i’m barely even… I DID WATCH IT MY DAD WATCHED IT TOO AND HE SAID WHY ISN’T LAUREN HOLDING UP A SIGN SO I CAN SEE HER it was SO COOL, it was awesome! I’m really sorry
godDAMMIT I was drawing and all was well but all of a sudden my hands were shaking and I was beginning to feel things crawling under my skin and I was lik e???? what the what and then I remembered I had coffee a little while a go. god dammit. I just
captainbaddecisions: ♥Do you want to be with♥♥Somebody like me?♥
nectarousneko: BUT THE BEST WAS WHEN PEARL HAD HIM UNDER HER ARM AND HE JUST LIKE POLITELY ASKS TO BE PUT DOWN like he could have just wiggled out of her grasp or something but no he’s just like please put me down I have to activate my seriousness
I’m feeling better btw. It was just a small thing and I needed a little time to relax and it helped to vent a little (even if it was just a vague comment). But I’m fine now. Just wanted to let y'all know in case anyone was worried. I’m
I was lying on the floor (with my dogs) and went to get up, but I leaned on my hair while getting up so I just got yanked back downand I have to think that sort of thing must happen to Amethyst a lot. But she’d just be like “eh, whatever” and continue
apatheticghost: i was just reading a synopsis for a film and it said it was coming out in 2014 and i was just like lol thats in a long time and then i realized that’s in six fucking months
kangarude: when i was in like 6th grade this girl on my bus said she had a secret to tell me and she took a deep breath and she was like “im bisexual” and i was just like okay and then she started crying and hugged me because she was afraid nobody
crowleysbestie: I was reading tfios again and I came to the part where Augustus first takes out a cigarette and Hazel starts yelling at him for smoking and I was thinking what if Augustus actually did smoke and he was just like oh fuck I really like
sarcastic-snowflake: so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy
principalcellist: sara-the-dork: i-havent-been-the-same-since-i: caz-tiel: hothaute: Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like what the fuck kind of scenario
deadtectonics: when i bought this shirt at american eagle this summer i was so fucking happy and i loved it and then like 90 gay dudes i know were like ‘this shirt is terrible’ and i was just like…it reminds me of the ocean and it makes me happy
#i always love this part because i don’t understand what happened she put the lei on and he was just like holy shit
you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
213498: this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..? and he was like OMFG WHAT
h0pper: h0pper: my prof who is gay (who i am out to) just gave me the. saddest look. and one of the students was like “are you okay?” and he was just like “ha, i’m here” this is just like. devastating. everyone is just like quiet. he let
masochistangelxx: me and my friends were talking about sex and kinks the other day and my one friend was like “i cant believe some people get off on embarrassment like they like being humiliated and hurt” and i was just like :) yeah :) cant believe
joyeuxniall: my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was
cat-dead-details-later: how come we aren’t talking about the time a woman smashed a bottle over Ricky’s head and he is just like why
plantyourjimmyinmybonham: this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like “hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater” and i was just like “ok”
tonydinozzos: i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that
paigeyylushh: bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was i’m reblogging this twice because this is probably the truest statement I’ve ever come across. And it holds
celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
itsandrewpimentel: supjerbear: supremepeniskingsam: 213498: this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..? and he was like OMFG WHAT OH MY GOD
puncromancer: first dude to invent drums was just like super pissed one day and fucked up punching something and everyone was just like oh shit this fucking slaps
cantevenspeak: ” […] even today i was dealing with a lot and i was just like having a really bad day and what brought me out of it was just a beautiful, beautiful young girl that i met and she told me that i inspired her to go without her wig today
cumbercorn: #just imagine if martin played a doctor who companion #who was kidnapped by the doctor #and he would just be like LETS GO ON ANOTHER ADVENTURE #and martin was just like #leave me the fuck alone i just want to go home
sherlockisgay: cumbercorn: #just imagine if martin played a doctor who companion #who was kidnapped by the doctor #and he would just be like LETS GO ON ANOTHER ADVENTURE #and martin was just like #leave me the fuck alone i just want to go home (x)
aspidelaps: #that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
i almost cried at lunch today because my friend told me she was bi, she thought i knew but i didnt and i could tell she was freaking out waiting for my reaction and i was just like “i wish you were a lesbian, lesbians are awesome” and you
there is nothing more embarrassing than texting darfin how angry I am and how im having a terrible night then the next morning he replies and asks whats wrong and I have to reply ‘I lost my game of overwatch’
cummbunny:gotta lil baby bootyI remember once a war was started on this picture bc someone said I had a big ass and everyone was like FUCK THIS GIRL SHE HAS NO ASS and I was just like .. me and my tiny ass are just trying to live
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
wow I wished I lived in a city so then I could sit on top of actual buildings and actually observe STUFF but no I have to live in a boring suburb and the only rooftop I can sit on is my own and observe the grass and trees and other houses just sitting
actually i remember one time when i was like 8 or 9 and Cinderella was on and i was just making faces at all the lovey dovey shit and i was like “gross, who wants a stupid prince when you can rule a kingdom"
Just discovered that the dude who used the basic general grass PS brush in a super bad and noticable way actually won the contest I joined and I’m here like:
okay so yesterday I was just like, on FIRE in overwatch when we played this one team,like, all three matches I got play of the game and like 30+ eliminations each gameanyways, there was this one person who I just KEPT ON killing, completely coincidental
And It was just a thought, just a thought, just a thought, just a thought, just a thoughtWe’re, okay, we’re okay, we’re okay, we’re okay, we’re okay….
remember when weiss asked blake individually if she wanted to have some coffee w/ herand blake the damn cool kid said “tea” because she cant with coffee and weiss was like just like cool we outand then they did just that
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